Here are some poems that i think are funny.


Little Willy's hung his sister
she was dead before we missed her.
Willy's always up to tricks!
Ain't he cute? He's only six.



Bring a needle, bring some thread
Willy's chopped off Annie's head.
We should try to sew a funeral bed
because we all fear she may be dead.


Lizzie Bordan took an ax
and give her mother 40 whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
she gave her father 41.

Willy, in one of his nice new sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
Now, although the room grows chilly,
I haven't the heart to poke poor Willie.


Willy with a thirst for gore,
nailed his sister to the door.
His mother with her humor quaint,
said Willy dear don't scratch the paint.


Down by the family drinking well,
Willy pushed his sister Nell;
and she's there now, because he kilt her,
now they have to use a filter.


Little Will, with father's gun,
punctured grandma, just for fun.
Mother frowned upon the lad:
twas' the last shell father had.


Willy, in a fit insane,
Thrust his head beneath a train.
All the folks were pleased to find
How it broadened Willy's mind.